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How to make a woman happy…………..

It’s really not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little himself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring alcohol

I’m a man. I live with a woman, therefore I’m a PMS Victim. For me, it’s not just one week a month, it’s two. The first week she’s an emotional wreck and the 2nd week the she-bitch comes to a head. What in the hell happened to the woman I first started dating? I swear she never had periods then. In fact, I’m rather sure all the girlfriends I had before my wife never had periods either – is this some evil trick to dupe us men?

Now, 4 years into marriage and I’ve become used to this Jekyl and Hyde behavior – but that still doesn’t mean I understand it. But wait, I understand that once a month she’s going to cry uncontrollably at commercials and very soon after that she’s going to bite my head off for something that I do every day.

I understand women get cranky and pissy as they bleed out every month, I understand that woman go through this excrutiating thing called child birth and I understand that you have to have cold pieces of metal jammed up there and your boobs squished in some hideous machine at least once a year.

What I don’t understand is how you (women) hide it until we’re trapped in a legally binding document. I swear that you can turn it on and off until you’ve successfully trapped a man (a PMS Victim).